im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
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