Whatcha textin bout Willis?
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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