do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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