you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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