? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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