More tranny stories later!
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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