Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
Randomize
