His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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