When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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