hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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