I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Randomize
