Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
So. Much. Porn.
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