So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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