That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
Randomize
