Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Randomize