non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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