I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
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