My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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