i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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