Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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