Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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