Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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