at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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