Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
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