She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Randomize
