O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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