Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
Can't talk, ducks in the car
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