doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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