i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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