I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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