It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
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