I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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