Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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