i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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