Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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