at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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