i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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