I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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