ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
We were destined to go to rehab together
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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