fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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