opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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