And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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