Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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