i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
I could fuck to npr.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
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