I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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