curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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