Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
not ubering you a puppy
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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