I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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