We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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