I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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