wrigley field is MILF paradise
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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