i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
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