Christians are straight up FREAKS
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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