bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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