is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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