she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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