And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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