belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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