just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
bring money and cleavage
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize
