Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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