I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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